Lol

Lol

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The “Dirty dishes” diet!

The “Dirty dishes” diet!

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LOL…..damn little mongrel!….yah, I know your balls are cold but so are mine!

LOL…..damn little mongrel!….yah, I know your balls are cold but so are mine!

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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

hammer….. so I can hit you in the head for asking me a stupid question

Ha!Ha!

Ha!Ha!

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I have power over you….and always will

I have power over you….and always will

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And I thought I was born with these dimples.blackandwtf:

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And I thought I was born with these dimples.

blackandwtf:

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That is genius!

That is genius!

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toothteeth:

I put eyebrows on my dog omfg

 f….n genius! now that is one happy dog!

toothteeth:

I put eyebrows on my dog omfg

 f….n genius! now that is one happy dog!

really?

  • person watches you arrive at apartments to put mail in boxes...."Are you done with this box yet?"
  • really?...two whole trays of mail sitting there....me: "yep...all done with that one."....then they give you a funny look like they weren't expecting you to say that.....they've got serious issues.